I'm writing the definitive work on pain. I would like you to tell me how this machine makes you feel. Remember, be honest. This is for posterity.
Related:
- My favorite that I have heard as an answering machine message is also
>from this movie.
My friend recorded the section that goes something... - Calling in Sick....
A Cat Owner's Story Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable because
no matter how legitimate my illness,
I always sense my boss thinks I am lying. On one occasion... - While looking for a Real Job (read: technical writing),
I've been paying the bills doing medical transcription... - Calling In Sick...
Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable.
No matter how legitimate my illness, I always sense... - You're Lost Between "Baby Boomer" and "Generation X" If.
1. You remember when Jordache jeans with a flat-handle... - W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<<<
-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while... - It had to happen sooner or later. Lawyer Dobbins was wheeled into the
emergency room on a stretcher,
rolling his head in agony. Doctor Green came over...
From the same category:
- Star Trek theme in the background:) (Voice 1:) Room 17,
the final frontier. (Voice 2:) These are the messages... - Hi. Do you ever feel, like, your head is full of sand,
not your regular loose sand mind you, but compacted... - This is the National Security Emergency Password Notification Network.
To initiate destruct sequence, call the CIA with today's... - I can't come to the phone right now because I'm down in the basement printing up a fresh new batch of twenty dollar bills.
If you need any money, or if you just want to check... - Hello, this is Marlin's answering machine reminding you that yesterday was the last day of the previous period of your life.
After the beep you can tell me how it was, or leave...
