I don't want to bore you with metaphysics, but how do you know this is an answering machine? Maybe it's a dream, or maybe it's an illusion, or maybe YOU don't really exist. One way to find out is to leave a message, and if it's reality, I will call you back.
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They go on and on, wasting your time. I mean, all they... - Tech Help
"Hello. Tech Support, may I help you?"
"Yes,
well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect." "What... - Spoken in a granny voice)
"Way back inna winner of fifty-two,
we didn' have fanshy gadjets like no ansherin' machine... - I don't exist at the moment, but if you leave your message,
name and number, I'll call you back when I am..... - W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<<<
-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while... - Announcing the:
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I often get requests for back-jokes out of rec.humor.funny,
so I have gathered together over 600 of the better... - Here are some of my favorite jokes from the HBO special Jackie Mason
On Broadway.
Keep in mind that Jackie is a former rabbi. His father... - The WordPerfect Help Line... (a little old...but still good)
This is a true story from the WordPerfect help line.
Needless, to say the help desk employee was fired... - This is a true story from the WordPerfect help line.
Needless to say the help desk employee was fired; however...
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- Starship Enterprise, Uhura here, can you hold please?
Captain, there is a transmission coming in on hailing... - We're sorry. You have reached an imaginary number.
Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again... - Hello, this is Jim. Unfortunately I can't answer the phone right now because I've just come back from the Mirror Worlds and I'm still made up of antimatter,
so if I were to pick up the phone right... - These words are lovely dark and deep But I've got promises
to keep and miles to go before I sleep So leave a message... - Hello. I'm David's answering machine.
What are you...
