I don't exist at the moment, but if you leave your message, name and number, I'll call you back when I am...
Related:
- The Canonical List of Telephone Answering Machine Messages
"Hi
I don't exist at the moment, but if you leave your... - I'm only here in spirit at the moment, but if you'll leave your name and number
I will get back to you as soon as I'm here in person... - Hello, this is Death. I am not in right now, but if you leave your name and number
I'll be right with you... - Hi this is <name>. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now
Leave a message and then wait by the phone until I... - Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now
Leave a message, and then wait by your phone until... - I don't want to bore you with metaphysics, but how do you know this is an answering machine
Maybe it's a dream, or maybe it's an illusion, or maybe... - Hello, epicenter of the Universe, God speaking. If you leave your name
number, and prayer after the tone, I will call you... - My wife and I can't come to the phone right now
but if you'll leave your name and number we'll get... - Hello, this is David. I don't live here, so if you were trying to call me
you've dialed the wrong number. On the other hand,...
