Hi, I'm not home right now but my answering machine is, so you can talk to it instead. Wait for the beep.
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- The Canonical List of Telephone Answering Machine Messages
"Hi!
I don't exist at the moment, but if you leave your... - Answering machines. Nowadays almost everyone has one,
complete with a snappymessage of their own device... - Just after the earthquake a friend of mine put on his answering machine:
"Hi, this is Jeff. We can't get to the phone right... - Hi, this is Jim. Welcome to my Fun Phone Line, where you can
talk to my answering machine for only $.95 per minute!
Please leave your credit card number at the tone... - Hello. This is Ron's answering machine, Marvin, and I'm *so*
depressed.
I have 50,000 times the memory capacity of my owner... - One voice: I didn't expect an answering machine.
Another voice:
Nobody expects an answrering machine. Our... - I can't come to the phone now, so... Hey -- that's a nice phone you have there.
Hey sugar, you call this number often? I bet you have... - I can't come to the phone now, so... hey -- that's a nice phone
you have there.
Hey sugar, you call this number often? I bet you... - The World According to Andy Rooney....
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