We're sorry. You have reached an imaginary number. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.
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- The number you have dialed is imaginary. Please,
rotate your phone by 90 degrees and try again..... - In a vaguely phoneco-operator voice: "I'm sorry, you have reached an
imaginary number.
Would you please rotate your telephone by ninety degrees... - Hi, you have reached .... Please leave your name,
phone number and a message and if we like it we will... - The Canonical List of Telephone Answering Machine Messages
"Hi!
I don't exist at the moment, but if you leave your... - This is the transcript of the ACTUAL radio conversation of a US
naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland.
Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees the... - Theme from "Indiana Jones" in the background.]
You've reached the residence of John and Tom.
We can't come to the phone right now, because we're... - You have reached (recites number here). No one is available to speak
with you right now because we either are not here or don't feel like
picking up the phone.
If you are a burglar, we have two hungy dobermans downstairs... - with a kazoo band playing "Thus Spake Zarathustra" in the background.
] "Thinking you were making an ordinary phone call... - Letter to the Bank Manager
Dear Bank Manager,
I am writing to thank you for bouncing the check with which I endeavored to pay my plumber last month.
By my calculations some three nanoseconds must have...
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- I can't come to the phone now, so if, well, actually,
I CAN come to the phone now, I mean, like, I'm at the... - Hello, epicenter of the Universe, God speaking. If you leave your name,
number, and prayer after the tone, I will call you... - Hi. Now you say
something... - A bubble in the space-time continuum has connected your line to a channeler in the 23rd century.
Any message you leave will be broadcast into the future... - You have reached 934-2435. We picked this machine up at a garage sale in "as-is" condition.
You can try to leave a message on it, but we are not...
