(Deadpan voice:) Hi, This is Dave. Please leave a message as soon as possible and I'll get back to you at the sound of the tone.
Related:
- The Canonical List of Telephone Answering Machine Messages
"Hi!
I don't exist at the moment, but if you leave your... - Voice Mail
My wife and I can't come to the phone right now,
but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get... - Thanks for calling Dial-A-Shrink. I can't come to the phone right now,
so after the tone, please leave your name and number... - Ring...click....(sound of loud music in background).
Hello? - just a second while I turn the stereo off... - At the sound of the tone, you will be charged $10 for the first
minute and $2 for each additional minute.
Please leave your name, phone number and a message... - Hello. Lindsey's not home now--this is his domestic droid speaking.
I'm not programmed to answer the phone, so just leave... - beep, beep, beep>
The number you have reached,
Seven.
Six. Seven. One. Two. Three. Four. [Use your... - Thank you for calling the Confessional Hotline. Father Durway's
not here right now,
but if you'll leave your name, number, and confession...
From the same category:
- Hi, I'm not home right now but my answering machine is,
so you can talk to it instead. Wait for the beep... - This is 234-3249, and no, it's not Pete's Pizzaria.
It's not the Credit Union either, and no one named... - This is the Literacy Self Test Hotline. After the tone,
leave your name and number and recite a sentence using... - Hello, this is Death. I am not in right now, but if you leave your name and number,
I'll be right with you... - No! NO! Not THAT! Anything but that! Not the beep! No!
Please! Not the beep! Anything but the beep! AAAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE...
