Hi there. This is Joe speaking. I'm home right now, and in a moment, I'll have a decision to make. Leave your name and number and I'll be thinking about it...
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and in a few moments, I'll have a decision to make... - Hello, this is Death. I am not in right now, but if you leave your name and number,
I'll be right with you... - The Canonical List of Telephone Answering Machine Messages
"Hi!
I don't exist at the moment, but if you leave your... - ALIEN ZOMBIE & THE CONGO LIZARDS
You’re in luck.
As my luck would have it,
I made my bones in a musical family. Grandpop slapped... - PAINT IT LIKE A COW
The Fair.
I hadn’t been to one of these:
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My wife and I can't come to the phone right now,
but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get... - My wife and I can't come to the phone right now,
but if you'll leave your name and number we'll get... - Hi this is <name>. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now.
Leave a message and then wait by the phone until I... - I don't exist at the moment, but if you leave your message,
name and number, I'll call you back when I am.....
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- This is the Literacy Self Test Hotline. After the tone,
leave your name and number and recite a sentence using... - I can't come to the phone now, so if, well, actually,
I CAN come to the phone now, I mean, like, I'm at the... - Must have good Australian accent] G'day mate. Can't come to the phone now because I'm a bit tied up with this crocodile.
Just leave a message, and I'll get back to you... - This is not an answering machine -- this is a telepathic thought-recording device.
After the tone, think about your name, your reason... - Hello, this is Sally's microwave. Her answering machine just eloped with her tape deck,
so I'm stuck taking her calls. Say, if you want anything...
