Hi. I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.
Related:
- Voice Mail
My wife and I can't come to the phone right now,
but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get... - Jerk!
Now get this. I was sitting at my desk, when I remembered a phone
call I had to make.
I found the number and dialed it. A man answered nicely... - Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now.
Leave a message, and then wait by your phone until... - Hi this is <name>. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now.
Leave a message and then wait by the phone until I... - Spoken in a granny voice)
"Way back inna winner of fifty-two,
we didn' have fanshy gadjets like no ansherin' machine... - I like being single.I'm always there when I
need me... - Knock knock
Who's there?
Don Juan
Don Juan who?
I Don Juan to set the world on fire... - Please Mr. Custard,
I don' wanna gel ..... - HIS AND HIRSUTISM
Hair.
Heads up, my fellow male Marchers.
Get ready to temporarily ride the new permanent wave...
From the same category:
- For Shakespeare lovers only:) So long as phones can ring and eyes can see,
So leave a message, and I'll get back to thee... - Ominous electronic background music:) In honor of Halloween,
I'm about to perform an unspeakable pagan ritual. So... - This is a test. This is a test of the Answering Machine Broadcast System.
This is only a test... - Hi. Now you say
something... - You have reached the number you have dialed.
Please leave a message after the beep...
