Hello. I'm home right now but cannot find the phone. Please leave a message and I will call you up as soon as I find it.
Related:
- The Canonical List of Telephone Answering Machine Messages
"Hi!
I don't exist at the moment, but if you leave your... - Voice Mail
My wife and I can't come to the phone right now,
but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get... - Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now.
Leave a message, and then wait by your phone until... - Hi this is <name>. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now.
Leave a message and then wait by the phone until I... - Hello, this is Jim. Unfortunately I can't answer the phone right now because I've just come back from the Mirror Worlds and I'm still made up of antimatter,
so if I were to pick up the phone right now, the resulting... - Hello, this is Jim. Unfortunately I can't answer the phone right now
because I've just come back from the Mirror Worlds and I'm still made up of
antimatter,
so if I were to pick up the phone right now, the resulting... - Jerk!
Now get this. I was sitting at my desk, when I remembered a phone
call I had to make.
I found the number and dialed it. A man answered nicely... - Hello. Lindsey's not home now--this is his domestic droid speaking.
I'm not programmed to answer the phone, so just leave... - Letter to the Bank Manager
Dear Bank Manager,
I am writing to thank you for bouncing the check with which I endeavored to pay my plumber last month.
By my calculations some three nanoseconds must have...
From the same category:
- You have reached the CPX-2000 Voice Blackmail System.
Your voice patterns are now being digitally encoded... - You have reached 234-1243. This is an answering machine.
This is the nineties. You know what to do... - Ominous electronic background music:) In honor of Halloween,
I'm about to perform an unspeakable pagan ritual. So... - Classical music in background,
slow stoned voice:) Don't you ever wonder what life... - Hello, this is Ron. I'm not home right now, but I can take a message.
Hang on a second while I get a pencil. (Open a drawer...
