Hello, this is Death. I am not in right now, but if you leave your name and number, I'll be right with you.
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- Hello, this is Dr. Pangloss. If this were the best of all possible worlds
I could come to the phone right now, but I can't, so... - imitating Mr. Rogers]
"Hello. I'm in the Magic Kingdom right now
so I can't come to the phone. Can you leave your name... - Hello this is the (Last Name) residence, we're in the middle of a family
fight right now
Leave your name a number at the beep and whichever... - The Canonical List of Telephone Answering Machine Messages
"Hi
I don't exist at the moment, but if you leave your... - My wife and I can't come to the phone right now
but if you'll leave your name and number we'll get... - The message I currently have on my recorder is the output from my Amiga's
speech sythesizer
It's set up as a dialog between two distict, but recognizably... - Steve: Hello. Steve and Matt aren't here right now but if
Matt: Steve, what are you doing? Steve: I'm leaving... - Hello, this is John's refrigerator, his answering machine's not working right
now
so leave a name and number and we'll get back to you... - One voice: I didn't expect an answering machine.
Another voice
Nobody expects an answrering machine. Our...
