Hello, epicenter of the Universe, God speaking. If you leave your name, number, and prayer after the tone, I will call you back as soon as I can. Please note that I answer all prayers, but sometimes the answer is NO. Bless you, my child, and have a nice day.
Related:
- The Canonical List of Telephone Answering Machine Messages
"Hi!
I don't exist at the moment, but if you leave your... - My answering machine reads, with spooky music in the background,
or Bach's Toccata and Fugue in D minor, "Hello. You... - In the background can be heard Gregorian Chant or some other church music
<In a soft voice> Good Day My child,
you have reached {name} dial a confession. At the... - Jerk!
Now get this. I was sitting at my desk, when I remembered a phone
call I had to make.
I found the number and dialed it. A man answered nicely... - The message I currently have on my recorder is the output from my Amiga's
speech sythesizer.
It's set up as a dialog between two distict, but recognizably... - Hello, this is David. I don't live here, so if you were trying to call me,
you've dialed the wrong number. On the other hand,... - APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER
NOTE:
This application will be incomplete and rejected ... - Hello. This is Ron's answering machine, Marvin, and I'm *so*
depressed.
I have 50,000 times the memory capacity of my owner... - Answering machines. Nowadays almost everyone has one,
complete with a snappymessage of their own device...
