(Very fast:) Hi, this is 904-4344. If you want to leave a message, please wait for the tone. If you want to leave your name and number, please press pound, press 3, then dial your name, then press 6 and dial your number. If you want to leave your name and just a message, press star, press 6, ask for extension 4443, then leave your name and message. If you want to leave your number and the time you called, please press star twice, spin in a circle, press 1 twice, talk loud and BEEP
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If you are obsessive-compulsive,
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Thank you for calling the United States Army.
I'm sorry, but all of our units are out at the moment... - At the sound of the tone, you will be charged $10 for the first
minute and $2 for each additional minute.
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The following are new Windows messages that are under consideration for the
planned Windows 2000:
1. Smash forehead on keyboard to continue. 2. Enter... - I can't come to the phone right now because I'm down in the basement printing up a fresh new batch of twenty dollar bills.
If you need any money, or if you just want to check... - I can't come to the phone right now because I'm down in the
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If you need any money, or if you just want to check... - beep, beep, beep>
The number you have reached,
Seven.
Six. Seven. One. Two. Three. Four. [Use your... - It's time to play "What's Your Business" starring you,
the caller. That's right, you get to leave your name...
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- This is Alan. Leave me a message and tell me what I can do to.
I mean, do FOR you... - No! NO! Not THAT! Anything but that! Not the beep! No!
Please! Not the beep! Anything but the beep! AAAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE... - I don't want to bore you with metaphysics, but how do you know this is an answering machine?
Maybe it's a dream, or maybe it's an illusion, or maybe... - Drunken voice:) You have reached Bob's hotline. We are not able to respond due to uninevitable circumcisions.
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1 week of ragtime. WPMS...
