Hello, this is Ron's toaster. Ron's new answering machine is in the shop for repairs, so please leave your message when the toast is done... (Cachunk!)
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is in the shop for repairs
so please leave your message when the toast is done... - The Canonical List of Telephone Answering Machine Messages
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I don't exist at the moment, but if you leave your... - Hello. This is Ron's answering machine, Marvin, and I'm *so
depressed. I have 50,000 times the memory capacity... - Hello, this is Sally's microwave. Her answering machine just eloped with her tape deck
so I'm stuck taking her calls. Say, if you want anything... - Hello, this is Marlin's answering machine reminding you that yesterday was the last day of the previous period of your life
After the beep you can tell me how it was, or leave... - This is Dan Cassidy's answering machine. Please leave your name and number
and after I've doctored the tape, your message will... - This is a boring answering machine message. Leave a message anyway
(Useful to keep people from calling at odd hours to... - But right now I'm using "This is a boring answering machine message
Leave a message anyway." because I'm sick of people... - One voice: I didn't expect an answering machine.
Another voice
Nobody expects an answrering machine. Our...
