Hello, this is Ron's toaster. Ron's new answering machine is in the shop for repairs, so please leave your message when the toast is done... (Cachunk!)
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- Hello, this is Ron's toaster. Ron's new answering machine
is in the shop for repairs,
so please leave your message when the toast is done... - The Canonical List of Telephone Answering Machine Messages
"Hi!
I don't exist at the moment, but if you leave your... - Hello. This is Ron's answering machine, Marvin, and I'm *so*
depressed.
I have 50,000 times the memory capacity of my owner... - Hello, this is Sally's microwave. Her answering machine just eloped with her tape deck,
so I'm stuck taking her calls. Say, if you want anything... - Hello, this is Marlin's answering machine reminding you that yesterday was the last day of the previous period of your life.
After the beep you can tell me how it was, or leave... - This is Dan Cassidy's answering machine. Please leave your name and number,
and after I've doctored the tape, your message will... - This is a boring answering machine message. Leave a message anyway.
(Useful to keep people from calling at odd hours to... - But right now I'm using "This is a boring answering machine message.
Leave a message anyway." because I'm sick of people... - One voice: I didn't expect an answering machine.
Another voice:
Nobody expects an answrering machine. Our...
From the same category:
- These words are lovely dark and deep But I've got promises
to keep and miles to go before I sleep So leave a message... - You have reached 934-2435. We picked this machine up at a garage sale in "as-is" condition.
You can try to leave a message on it, but we are not... - Hi. Do you ever feel, like, your head is full of sand,
not your regular loose sand mind you, but compacted... - This is 234-3249, and no, it's not Pete's Pizzaria.
It's not the Credit Union either, and no one named... - This is Alan. Leave me a message and tell me what I can do to.
I mean, do FOR you...
