Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets.
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- Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator.
Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message... - Answering machines. Nowadays almost everyone has one,
complete with a snappymessage of their own device... - Hi, this is John's answering machine. He's not here,
but I'm open to suggestions... - Hello, this is John's refrigerator, his answering machine's not working right
now,
so leave a name and number and we'll get back to you... - Voice Mail
My wife and I can't come to the phone right now,
but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get... - The Canonical List of Telephone Answering Machine Messages
"Hi!
I don't exist at the moment, but if you leave your... - Klingon voice:) ANSWERING MACHINE.
SPEAK... - Hello, this is Ron's toaster. Ron's new answering machine
is in the shop for repairs,
so please leave your message when the toast is done... - Hello, this is Ron's toaster. Ron's new answering machine is in the shop for repairs,
so please leave your message when the toast is done...
