{Must have good Australian accent] G'day mate. Can't come to the phone now because I'm a bit tied up with this crocodile. Just leave a message, and I'll get back to you.
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- Must have good Australian accent]
G'day mate. Can't come to the phone now because I'm a bit tied up with
this crocodile.
Just leave a message, and I'll get back to you... - Hello, this is Jim. Unfortunately I can't answer the phone right now because I've just come back from the Mirror Worlds and I'm still made up of antimatter,
so if I were to pick up the phone right now, the resulting... - Hello, this is Jim. Unfortunately I can't answer the phone right now
because I've just come back from the Mirror Worlds and I'm still made up of
antimatter,
so if I were to pick up the phone right now, the resulting... - The Canonical List of Telephone Answering Machine Messages
"Hi!
I don't exist at the moment, but if you leave your... - I can't come to the phone now because alien beings are eating my
brain.
Leave a message anyway, and after the alien beings... - Voice Mail
My wife and I can't come to the phone right now,
but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get... - But right now I'm using "This is a boring answering machine message.
Leave a message anyway." because I'm sick of people... - Answering machines. Nowadays almost everyone has one,
complete with a snappymessage of their own device... - The message I currently have on my recorder is the output from my Amiga's
speech sythesizer.
It's set up as a dialog between two distict, but recognizably...
From the same category:
- A bubble in the space-time continuum has connected your line to a channeler in the 23rd century.
Any message you leave will be broadcast into the future... - As the drugs take hold, you feel you are losing your grip on reality.
You begin to hallucinate. You see a telephone... The... - This is you-know who. We are you-know-where.
Leave your you-know-what you-know-when... - I can't come to the phone now, so if, well, actually,
I CAN come to the phone now, I mean, like, I'm at the... - Noisy pick-up of phone.) Hi, I'm a burglar and I was just about to steal Troy's answering machine.
If you give me your name and number I'll... Uh, I'll...
