This is the Literacy Self Test Hotline. After the tone, leave your name and number and recite a sentence using today's vocabulary word. Today's word is acetylcholinesterase {or clitoris, or scaphoid, or arrhenotky...}
Related:
- This is the Literacy Self Test Hotline. After the tone,
leave your name and number and recite a sentence using... - The word today is, LEGS.
Help spread the word... - The word today is, LEGS.
Help spread the... - There's no such word as FAIL in my
vocabulary... - Thank you for calling the Confessional Hotline. Father Durway's
not here right now,
but if you'll leave your name, number, and confession... - Annoying flute music in background)
Good day, Jim.
Your contact, [insert name], is not available right... - Thanks for calling Dial-An-Asshole. Right now, all our assholes
are busy.
After the tone, leave your name and number, and we'll... - Marriage isn't a word,
it's a... - Marriage is not a word but a
sentence...
From the same category:
- Now I lay me down to sleep; Leave a message at the beep.
If I die before I wake, Remember to erase the tape... - Hello, this is Sally's microwave. Her answering machine just eloped with her tape deck,
so I'm stuck taking her calls. Say, if you want anything... - I can't come to the phone right now because I'm down in the basement printing up a fresh new batch of twenty dollar bills.
If you need any money, or if you just want to check... - Steve has been captured by a flying saucer and can't come to the phone right now,
but if you leave your name, phone number, and a message... - This is you-know who. We are you-know-where.
Leave your you-know-what you-know-when...
