Hi, this is John's answering machine. He's not here, but I'm open to suggestions.
Related:
- The Canonical List of Telephone Answering Machine Messages
"Hi
I don't exist at the moment, but if you leave your... - Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator
Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message... - lt;Phone Rings>
Noisy pick-up of phone
Uh...<wisperingly
Hello? Hi, I 'm a burgular and I was just about to... - He "Hi Mabel, may I come over tonight?" She "Sure John
Come on over". He "This is not John" ... - Hi, I'm not home right now but my answering machine is
so you can talk to it instead. Wait for the beep... - Hi! You have reached 579-7599. This is an answering machine
This is the Eighties. You know what to do.... - Noisy pick-up of phone.) Hi, I'm a burglar and I was just about to steal Troy's answering machine
If you give me your name and number I'll... Uh, I'll... - Answering machine tape] "We're not here right now; we've gone to
England to kill Salman Rushdie
-Alex...
