This is 234-3249, and no, it's not Pete's Pizzaria. It's not the Credit Union either, and no one named Pam lives here. You can leave a message though.
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Around the world today,
millions still speak French as either a first or... - beep, beep, beep>
The number you have reached,
Seven.
Six. Seven. One. Two. Three. Four. [Use your... - In the afore-quoted book, such a trick is suggested as a way of getting
even with your bank.
Rent a safety-deposit box and fill it with fish. I... - Taken from 'The Jokes of Oppression: The Humor of Soviet Jews'.
Question: What does friendship among Soviet nationalities... - It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married,
but a tragic car accident ended their lives. When... - The Canonical List of Telephone Answering Machine Messages
"Hi!
I don't exist at the moment, but if you leave your... - The Pope and a lawyer find themselves together before the Pearly Gates.
After a small quantum of time which was spent discussing...
From the same category:
- Hello. I'm home right now but cannot find the phone.
Please leave a message and I will call you up as soon... - These words are lovely dark and deep But I've got promises
to keep and miles to go before I sleep So leave a message... - I can't come to the phone now because I have amnesia and I feel stupid talking to people I don't remember.
I'd appreciate it if you could help me out by leaving... - Steve has been captured by a flying saucer and can't come to the phone right now,
but if you leave your name, phone number, and a message... - You have reached 934-2435. We picked this machine up at a garage sale in "as-is" condition.
You can try to leave a message on it, but we are not...
