(For Shakespeare lovers only:) So long as phones can ring and eyes can see, So leave a message, and I'll get back to thee.
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- For Shakespeare lovers only:) So long as phones can ring and eyes can see,
So leave a message, and I'll get back to thee... - However, the most effective one I have had so far can be used only one day
per year:
"This is David. I'm not using the phone over Yom Kippur... - Odd that no-one mentioned the fun to be had with all the new and
wonderful phone features available now.
None of the below are truly destructive. Adjust gender... - When I was taking a 300 level computer science class in college
there was a girl in the class that was a good friend of mine,
she was one of those people that was accademiclly briliant... - cars and driving ---
For a while I didn't have a car.
I had a helicopter... no place to park it, so I just... - W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<<<
-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while... - I'M GLAD I'M A MAN
I'm glad I'm a man, you better believe.
I don't live off of yogurt, diet coke, or cottage cheese... - But right now I'm using "This is a boring answering machine message.
Leave a message anyway." because I'm sick of people... - PAINT IT LIKE A COW
The Fair.
I hadn’t been to one of these:
“regional events, held annually, consisting of farm...
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- As the drugs take hold, you feel you are losing your grip on reality.
You begin to hallucinate. You see a telephone... The... - Hello, this is Ron. I'm not home right now, but I can take a message.
Hang on a second while I get a pencil. (Open a drawer... - Bridge,
Kirk here... - You have reached the CPX-2000 Voice Blackmail System.
Your voice patterns are now being digitally encoded... - Classical music in background,
slow stoned voice:) Don't you ever wonder what life...
