You have reached 234-1243. This is an answering machine. This is the nineties. You know what to do.
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What are you... - Hello. I'm David's answering machine.
What are you... - You know what I hate about answering machine messages?
They go on and on, wasting your time. I mean, all they... - with a kazoo band playing "Thus Spake Zarathustra" in the background.
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"Hi!
I don't exist at the moment, but if you leave your... - I don't want to bore you with metaphysics, but how do you know this is an answering machine?
Maybe it's a dream, or maybe it's an illusion, or maybe... - My answering machine reads, with spooky music in the background,
or Bach's Toccata and Fugue in D minor, "Hello. You... - The number you have reached is not in
service ...
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- These words are lovely dark and deep But I've got promises
to keep and miles to go before I sleep So leave a message... - Alpha Centauri Space Station. Commander Marlin can't come to the phone right now.
He's either saving the universe from some dread, unnamed... - Klingon voice:) ANSWERING MACHINE.
SPEAK... - I don't want to bore you with metaphysics, but how do you know this is an answering machine?
Maybe it's a dream, or maybe it's an illusion, or maybe... - I'm writing the definitive work on pain. I would like you to tell me how this machine makes you feel.
Remember, be honest. This is for posterity...
