377. Q: How is a blonde like a postage stamp?
A: You lick'm, stick'em, and send'em on their way.
A: You lick'm, stick'em, and send'em on their way.
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12/15/92 Q: How do blonde braincells die... - Q: Why did the Italian staple his nuts together?
A:
"If you can't lick 'em, join... - You send `em to school ...
they eat the books... - I Like 'em Dead
I was just 13 when my mommy caught me
French-kissing a cadaver in my bed.
She said, "Son, how could you do this?" And I said... - Ok, then there's another song, then it comes back with just acoustic guitar
and about 7,000,000 people singing.
I Like 'em Dead (reprise) (He likes 'em dead) You... - You bust 'em & cuff 'em and we stuff 'em and
keep 'em!... - Q: How many Mexicans does it take to grease a car?
A:
One if you hit 'em right... - How is a Mexican like a cue ball?
The harder you hit 'em,
the more English they pick up...
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he had just picked up,
a man goes into the kitchen for some food to ... - Two brunettes and a blonde are in the hospital awaiting the
arrival of their first children.
The 1st brunette says, "I just know I'm going... - then there was the blonde who started the restaurant
with the slogan "Billions Served - just... - A blonde and a brunette were talking one day.
The brunette said that her boyfriend had a slight... - A government study has shown that blondes do have more fun -
they just don't remember who with...
