335. Did you hear the one about the blonde who thought that "love handles"
referred to her ears?
referred to her ears?
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AII Scatter Deck
BAH Branch And Hang
BBBF Branch on Bit Bucket Full
BCF Branch on Chip box Full
BOHP Bribe Operator for Higher Priority
BSST BackSpace and Stretch Tape
CUN Cancel all User Numbers
EMW Emulate Maytag Washer
ERD Eject Removable Disk
EXOI EXecute Operator Immediately
IA Illogical And
KCE Kill Consultant on Error
MST Mount Scotch Tape
MVLR MoVe and Lose Record
PDM Play Drum Memory (dated,
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12/15/92 Q: How do blonde braincells die... - Some Blonde Jokes...
What do you call an intelligent blonde?
A golden retriever -------------------------------... - 100. Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?
A: Butter is difficult to spread. 101. Q: What... - The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes
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1. Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain...
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A: A thought...
