CLINTON'S APPOINTMENTS
HOUSING LEONA HELMSLEY
TRANSPORTATION TED KENNEDY
TREASURY C. KEATING
VET. ADMIN JANE FONDA
EDUCATION DAN QUAYLE
HEALTH DR. KERVORKIAN
CIA ROSS PEROT
NASA JERRY BROWN
HOUSE SPEAKER STOCKDALE
HEALTH/HUMAN RES. MAGIC JOHNSON
LABOR MURPHY BROWN
PROTOCOL ROSEANN BARR
EEO DAVID DUKE
FAMILY VALUES WOODY ALLEN
WHITE HOUSE STAFF JENNIFER FLOWERS
DRUG CZAR MARION BARRY
"Today that President Clinton commenced the first round of White
House staff cuts. It is also reportedly the first time
Mr. Clinton has given a woman a pink slip that he hasn't asked
her to try on first..."
Did you know Bill Clinton has AIDS?
What do you expect when you screw everyone in the country?
Bill and Hillary were going down a back road and stopped at a
Gas station. As the guy was filling up their car (he was dressed
like a typical grease-jockey) he said to Hillary "I went to High
School with you". She recognized him and agreed with him.
Later as they were driving down the road Bill said "If you had
married him you wouldn't be married to the President".
Hillary said "O yes I would - He would be President."
here are some names for our 42nd president:
Commander-in-thief
Wilhelm von TaxUndSpendenHeim
Bilhelm von Bubbastein
Wilhelm von KleinerStein (Lil' Rock Ark. in german!)
Hillary Rodham
One-term-Willy-Nilly
the Great Pretender
Bilhelm HotAirenHof
etc...
HOUSING LEONA HELMSLEY
TRANSPORTATION TED KENNEDY
TREASURY C. KEATING
VET. ADMIN JANE FONDA
EDUCATION DAN QUAYLE
HEALTH DR. KERVORKIAN
CIA ROSS PEROT
NASA JERRY BROWN
HOUSE SPEAKER STOCKDALE
HEALTH/HUMAN RES. MAGIC JOHNSON
LABOR MURPHY BROWN
PROTOCOL ROSEANN BARR
EEO DAVID DUKE
FAMILY VALUES WOODY ALLEN
WHITE HOUSE STAFF JENNIFER FLOWERS
DRUG CZAR MARION BARRY
"Today that President Clinton commenced the first round of White
House staff cuts. It is also reportedly the first time
Mr. Clinton has given a woman a pink slip that he hasn't asked
her to try on first..."
Did you know Bill Clinton has AIDS?
What do you expect when you screw everyone in the country?
Bill and Hillary were going down a back road and stopped at a
Gas station. As the guy was filling up their car (he was dressed
like a typical grease-jockey) he said to Hillary "I went to High
School with you". She recognized him and agreed with him.
Later as they were driving down the road Bill said "If you had
married him you wouldn't be married to the President".
Hillary said "O yes I would - He would be President."
here are some names for our 42nd president:
Commander-in-thief
Wilhelm von TaxUndSpendenHeim
Bilhelm von Bubbastein
Wilhelm von KleinerStein (Lil' Rock Ark. in german!)
Hillary Rodham
One-term-Willy-Nilly
the Great Pretender
Bilhelm HotAirenHof
etc...
Related:
- How about that footage on the news yesterday of our new Commander-in-
Chief on the deck of the aircraft carrier (Teddy Roosevelt... - FROM NATIONAL REVIEW, February 15 1993, The Week, p.14
"Little noted by the press,
vegetable-rights activists raided the kitchen of the... - I thought you'd all like to hear about the potential candidates meeting
with the Wizard of Oz.
First, President Bush went to see the Wizard and said... - US President Bill Clinton plans to reduce the budget deficit by an appeal to
sacrifice.
The problem, however, is that every time he gets near... - POLITICALLY INCORRECT DEFINITIONS OF WHAT
BILL CLINTON'S REALLY SAYING
What he says.
What he means ---------------------------------... - YOUR NEW OFFICIAL TAX FORM
1. Enter your social security number:
___-__-____ 2. How much money did you make last... - Q. Why did Bill get into this problem?
A. He didn't know that harass was one word.
Q. Clinton Presidential Anthem A. Kneel to the Chief... - THE STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS....THAT PRESIDENT CLINTON SHOULD
HAVE GIVEN
"Members of Congress.
People of America....I banged her. I banged her like... - Little Puppies
One day while Bill Clinton was doing his morning jogging he noticed a
little boy standing outside the white house gates.
As curiosity got him, Bill jogged over to the gates...
From the same category:
- Clinton Bashing
There were 3 high school-aged boys walking down the street in Washington.
Suddenly, they see Bill Clinton go jogging by, and... - NEW BRUNSWICK, N.J. (UPI) --
President Clinton said Monday life is more dangerous... - YOUR NEW OFFICIAL TAX FORM
1. Enter your social security number:
___-__-____ 2. How much money did you make last... - Subject: something to show for it
Last night David Lettermen mentioned that Gennifer Flowers is going to do a
"spread" in the December Penthouse magazine.
He remarked that it will be good, for... - CLINTON'S APPOINTMENTS
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