You get this one, I'll pay next time.
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Who filled her vagina with glue.
She said with a grin, "If they pay to get in, They`ll... - HIS AND HIRSUTISM
Hair.
Heads up, my fellow male Marchers.
Get ready to temporarily ride the new permanent wave... - PAINT IT LIKE A COW
The Fair.
I hadn’t been to one of these:
“regional events, held annually, consisting of farm... - Something To Look Forward To:
January 4, 2000
Dear Valued Employee:
Re: Vacation Pay Our records indicate that you have... - A man and a woman are sitting next to each other in an airplane.
All of a sudden, the man sneezes powerfully. He takes... - If you pay peanuts,
do you get monkeys... - By the time you pay for a home in the suburbs,
it isn't... - You'll never get to heaven if you pay a
lawyer... - A NEW YEAR’S ADAM ON CHRISTMAS EVE, BUD
Beginnings end.
and endings begin. That’s either a Biblical paraphrase...
