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"I understand the attorneys are having a lot of trouble finding jurors for
the Oliver North trial.
They have to locate 12 people that have never heard... - Lie me alibi --
Steven King... - The sparrows are flying again --
Steven King... - From the San Francisco Chronicle's Personals column of 11/29/88:
Lenore Skenazy of Advertising Age recently asked readers... - Seems a mute was walking down the street one day and chanced upon a friend
of his (also a mute).
In sign language, he inquired how his friend had been... - Factorials were invented to make math look more exciting.
(Submitted by Steven Wright, afelson@rmii... - I needed to paint my house, so I went to the hardware store and bought
some used paint in the shape of my house.
I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included...
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- If you don't know how to decode this, ask a fellow reader at or near your site.
Don't ask me. You take full responsibilty for decrypting... - Hartley's First Law:
You can lead a horse to water,
but if you can get him to float on his back... - Hotels are tired of getting ripped off. I checked into a hotel and they
had towels from my house.
I play golf even though I hate it. I'm not done with... - From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988
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