From roy@phri.UUCP Thu Dec 8 22:00:15 1988
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From: roy@phri.UUCP (Roy Smith)
Subject: Dope in the Supreme Court
Keywords: true, chuckle
Date: 9 Dec 88 04:00:15 GMT
This is a true story. Last night I was in a minor accident on the
highway. We both pulled off to the side and as soon as I smelled the other
guy's breath it was obvious he had been smoking pot. When the cops finally
showed up, I told one of them this and he said, "and just how do *you* know
what pot smells like". I told him I used to use it before I was nominated
to the Supreme Court.
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Roy Smith, System Administrator
Public Health Research Institute
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From: roy@phri.UUCP (Roy Smith)
Subject: Dope in the Supreme Court
Keywords: true, chuckle
Date: 9 Dec 88 04:00:15 GMT
This is a true story. Last night I was in a minor accident on the
highway. We both pulled off to the side and as soon as I smelled the other
guy's breath it was obvious he had been smoking pot. When the cops finally
showed up, I told one of them this and he said, "and just how do *you* know
what pot smells like". I told him I used to use it before I was nominated
to the Supreme Court.
--
Roy Smith, System Administrator
Public Health Research Institute
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