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Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!looking!funny .
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From @MCC.COM:werner%sw.MCC.COM@MCC.COM Wed Nov 23 12:29:15 1988
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From: pcook@ringabella.sw.mcc.com (Pete Cook)
Subject: Nationalities
To: werner
Date: 21 Nov 88 15:30:30 GMT
Organization: MCC, Austin, TX

>From WSJ - 11/21/1988, quoted without permission

NAPLES, Italy - In heaven, the old joke goes, the police are British,
the cooks French, the lovers Italian, and it's all organized by the
Germans. In hell, the police are French, the cooks British, the
lovers German, and it's all organized by the Italians.

--
...Pete Cook Motorola Liaison Representative
pcook@mcc.com MCC-Software Technology Program
im4u!milano!pcook 512-338-3348



From rmach@polyslo.calpoly.edu Wed Nov 23 21:30:03 1988
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From: rmach@polyslo.calpoly.edu (Roger Mach)
Subject: Three rodents with defective visual perception
Keywords: heard it, chuckle
Date: 24 Nov 88 03:30:03 GMT



(sung to the tune of Three Blind Mice)


Three rodents with defective visual perception,
three rodents with defective visual perception.

Visualize how they perambulate,
Visualize how they perambulate.


They all perambulated after the agriculturalist's spouse,
she severed their spinal columns with a kitchen utensil.

Have you ever seen such a spectacle in your existence,
as three rodents with defective visual perception?