A person is just about as big as the things that make them angry.
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If IBM made a toaster,
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After preschool the road of life keeps getting bumpier... - I think feminists have a point. I think there OUGHT to be a
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I think there OUGHT to be a 'chairperson'. But sometimes... - A friend of mine, Doug, finally managed to get this girl he liked out on a
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They went to a movie. On the way home from the movie...
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- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.UUCP
Attribute the joke's source if at all possible.
I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: Only ONE... - From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988
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From:
johnbl@tekig5.TEK.COM (John Blankenagel) Subject:... - Remember: Always give your jokes a descriptive "Subject:" line.
Not "joke." From werner Wed Oct 26 14:06:34 1988... - I come from a small town whose population never changed.
Each time a woman got pregnant, someone left town... - David
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