Bacchus: A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for
getting drunk.
getting drunk.
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- Bacchus:
A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse... - IMPIETY:
Your irreverence toward my deity... - Did you know that 4 out of 10 accidents are caused by drunk drivers?
Therefore you have less chance of getting into an accident... - What is convenient and weighs 20,000 pounds?
An elephant six-pack... - The BBS that they invented
autodial for... - In 1492,
Columbus Invented America... - Then there was the guy whose roommate caught him pouring beer in his hand.
"What are you doing?" he asked. "I wanna score tonight... - That's Why God Invented Grenade
Launchers... - A DRUNK WAS STAGGERING DOWN THE STREET WITH A BOX UNDER EACH ARM.
A POLICEMAN STOPS THE DRUNK AND ASKS: "EXCUSE ME...
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- From migod@csri.toronto.edu Wed Dec 14 05:30:07 1988
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000000000000 From: migod@csri.toronto.edu (Mike Godfrey)... - From werner Wed Oct 26 14:06:34 1988
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smv@apollo.COM (Steve Valentine) Subject: Vollyballocracy... - Always do what you are afraid to do.
... - From mike@turing.cs.unm.edu Tue Feb 7 02:20:07 1989
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000000000000 From: mike@turing.cs.unm.edu (Michael... - Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.ON.CA
Attribute the joke's source if at all possible.
I will reply, mailers willing. If you MUST reply...
