There are a lot of drunk people about to drive home,

There are a lot of drunk people about to drive home, so drive as fast
as you can. It's harder for drunk people to hit you.

Oprah Winfrey has an incredible talent for getting the wierdest
people to talk to. And you just HAVE to watch it. "Blind, masochistic
minority, crippled, depressed, government latrine diggers, and the
women who love them too much on the next Oprah Winfrey."

You're a great crowd. No, you're not a crowd, you're a mob.