I don't have a problem with San Francisco parking. I drive a forklift.
This Thanksgiving is gonna be a special one. My mom says I don't
have to sit at the card table.
Last Halloween was bad for me. I got real beat up. I went to a
party dressed as a Pinata.
Remember folks. Street lights timed for 35 mph are also timed for
70 mph.
Al Clethen
This Thanksgiving is gonna be a special one. My mom says I don't
have to sit at the card table.
Last Halloween was bad for me. I got real beat up. I went to a
party dressed as a Pinata.
Remember folks. Street lights timed for 35 mph are also timed for
70 mph.
Al Clethen
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