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From wsmith@m.cs.uiuc.edu Thu May 25 18:30:05 1989
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From: wsmith@m.cs.uiuc.edu (Bill Smith)
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Subject: The TJ Solution
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A husband and wife were lying in bed one night. (Since they have small
children, the universal-parent coding system for sex is washing machine.)
The husband turned to his wife and said in a seductive voice "washing
machine." The wife, being the hard working parent she is, was tired
and she said "Not tonight, dear; I'm tired." He rolled away.

Five minutes later, he rolled back over and repeated "Honey, washing machine."
She said "I've got a headache."

He rolled away again. Ten minutes later, the wife, feeling guilty, turned
to her husband and said, "OK, washing machine."

He replied. "That's OK. It was a small load and I did it by hand."