From scj@meccsd.MECC.MN.ORG Tue Feb 7 05:30:09 1989 Flags:

From scj@meccsd.MECC.MN.ORG Tue Feb 7 05:30:09 1989
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From: scj@meccsd.MECC.MN.ORG (Scotian)
Subject: Yuks from the Yakutsk
Keywords: rec_humor_cull, funny
Date: 7 Feb 89 11:30:09 GMT
Organization: MECC

Taken from 'The Jokes of Oppression: The Humor of Soviet Jews'.

Question: What does friendship among Soviet nationalities mean?
Answer: It means that the Armenians take the Russians by the hand; the
Russians take the Ukrainians by the hand; the Ukranians
take the Uzbeks by the hand; and they all go and beat up
the Jews.

Question: What's meant by an exchange opinions in the Communist
party of the Soviet Union?
Answer: It's when I come to a party meeting with my own opinion,
and I leave with the party's.