URINALYSIS
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EXITABLE - Rips apart shorts if he can't find it right away.
TOUGH - Bangs dick on side of urinal.
CLEVER - Look, no hands! Fixes tie, looks around. Pisses on
floor.
EFFICIENT - Reads messages while pissing. Pisses on floor.
DIFFERENT - Doesn'care if urinals are in use or not. Pisses in
sink
BUREAUCRAT - Can't piss with out being told when, where, & for
how long.
SENT MINDED - Opens vest, Pulls out tie, pisses in pants.
FRIVILOUS - Plays with stream. shoots at flys/gnats.
AGGIE - Leaves with that big mint that someone left in the
urinal.
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EXITABLE - Rips apart shorts if he can't find it right away.
TOUGH - Bangs dick on side of urinal.
CLEVER - Look, no hands! Fixes tie, looks around. Pisses on
floor.
EFFICIENT - Reads messages while pissing. Pisses on floor.
DIFFERENT - Doesn'care if urinals are in use or not. Pisses in
sink
BUREAUCRAT - Can't piss with out being told when, where, & for
how long.
SENT MINDED - Opens vest, Pulls out tie, pisses in pants.
FRIVILOUS - Plays with stream. shoots at flys/gnats.
AGGIE - Leaves with that big mint that someone left in the
urinal.
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