How does it go...
Oh, I'm looking over,
my dead dog Rover,
that got ran-over with my lawnmower;
one leg is missing,
the other is gone,
the third one is spread all over the lawn;
its no use explain'n,
the one remaining;
it landed by the kitchen door;
Oh, I'm looking over,
my dead dog rover,
that ain't gonna walk no more...
(In memory of Rover...)
Oh, I'm looking over,
my dead dog Rover,
that got ran-over with my lawnmower;
one leg is missing,
the other is gone,
the third one is spread all over the lawn;
its no use explain'n,
the one remaining;
it landed by the kitchen door;
Oh, I'm looking over,
my dead dog rover,
that ain't gonna walk no more...
(In memory of Rover...)
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