Turnauckas' Law
The attention span of a computer is only as long as the electrical cord.
The attention span of a computer is only as long as the electrical cord.
Related:
- A computer's attention span is as long as it's
power... - Nanosecond,Used to measure a Womans
attention span... - You been bungy jumping with a cord that was a
bit long... - Continuing the series on scientific socialism... This NUTWORKS article
fully supports the observations we have made about electricity
Here in the Baltic we have made precise mesurements... - Peer's Law
The solution to the problem only changes the problem... - Murphy's Law only fails when
demonstrated... - No honey, it's only a computer
PLEASE put down the gun.... - Murphy's Military Laws
1. You are not superman
2. If it's stupid but works, it isnt stupid. 3... - YOU MIGHT BE AN ENGINEER IF...
A team of you and your co-workers have set out to modify the antenna
on the radio in your work area for better reception
All your sentences begin with "what if
At Christmas, it goes without saying that you will...
