Purportedly real, but I didn't hear it myself ...
(Transmission as a DC-10 rolls out long after a fast landing...)
San Jose Tower: American 751 heavy, turn right at the end if able.
If not able, take the Guadalupe exit off of Highway
101 back to the airport.
(Transmission as a DC-10 rolls out long after a fast landing...)
San Jose Tower: American 751 heavy, turn right at the end if able.
If not able, take the Guadalupe exit off of Highway
101 back to the airport.
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*** Any More Complaints? ***
The controller working a busy pattern told the 727 on downwind to make a 360
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And who says our controllers don't have a sense of humor?
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Washington 25, D.C.
Gentlemen:
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Gentlemen:
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Sounds the recordings studio went a bit over board...
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Some of the passengers became alarmed at how much the... - I am afraid that I have to blame Alice Dunsmuir for this one.
She was the occasional secretary and booking agent... - From: glennw@cbnewsm.cb.att.com (glenn.r.wesley)
Newsgroups:
rec.aviation Subject: Flying Jokes Collection - 3rd... - Tower: Hotel-1, cleared to hover taxi, stay clear of Runway 16,
Cessna in the pattern doing touch and go's... - Purportedly real, but I didn't hear it myself ...
(Transmission as a DC-10 rolls out long after a fast landing.
) San Jose Tower: American 751 heavy, turn right...
