Several years ago I heard a pilot check in with approach control
with the following (names changed because I don't remember them):
[said with an exaggerated Southern drawl]
Birdseed Approach, Barnburner 123 with you at seven thousand,
with Information -- excuse the expression -- Yankee.
with the following (names changed because I don't remember them):
[said with an exaggerated Southern drawl]
Birdseed Approach, Barnburner 123 with you at seven thousand,
with Information -- excuse the expression -- Yankee.
Related:
- Anyway, I heard these two on the air this week:
(Scene 1:
it's night over Las Vegas, information hotel is current... - Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna
And who says our controllers don't have a sense of humor?
November 22, 1996 - Any More Complaints? The controller... - Heard in the Bay Area yesterday:
BB: "Barnburner 123,
Request 8300 feet." Bay Approach: "Barnburner 123... - Airborne Humor
*** Any More Complaints? ***
The controller working a busy pattern told the 727 on downwind to make a 360
(do a complete circle,
usually done to provide spacing between aircraft).... - The responses below mention the following works (a few added):
A Random Walk in Science - R.L. Weber and E. Mendoza... - At the end of a long, bumpy ride from upstate New York to Charleston,
WV several weeks ago, I heard CRW approach talking... - Hilarious Flight Information from the Airline Employees
Occasionally,
airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight... - On my first solo cross country, I was flying north through the San Fernando
valley and trying to keep track of traffic callouts.
Apparently there was a controller with a similar problem... - Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!looking!funny .
Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I...
From the same category:
- Two hunters hired a bush pilot to fly them to a remote
lake in Alaska.
As he dropped them off, the pilot said, "Now, you... - Student Naval Aviator (SNA) flying in back on an instrument hop,
very lost, very flustered, inadvertently keys XMIT... - This story is TRUE: told by the pilot and confirmed by ATC.
Southend ATC: National 676 - Cleared for takeoff; report... - TOULOUSE,
French aviation authorities here admitted to a near-disaster which occured
about a month ago aboard an Airbus A320 jetliner.
The controversial aircraft with its 'fly-by-wire'... - This story was told to me by a friend who "swore" he heard it on an IFR flight
in Germany.
It seems a "good ol' boy" American (Texas-sounding)...
