From: glennw@cbnewsm.cb.att.com (glenn.r.wesley)
Newsgroups: rec.aviation
Subject: Flying Jokes Collection - 3rd of 3
Date: 16 Apr 92 15:09:03 GMT
Well, here is the collection of flying jokes that I assembled for
my April 1st flying club meeting.
Thanks go to all who responded to my pleas!
This is the last of 3 postings.
Newsgroups: rec.aviation
Subject: Flying Jokes Collection - 3rd of 3
Date: 16 Apr 92 15:09:03 GMT
Well, here is the collection of flying jokes that I assembled for
my April 1st flying club meeting.
Thanks go to all who responded to my pleas!
This is the last of 3 postings.
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