You know you're a redneck if your most successful pick-up
line is, "Hey Baby, nice tooth!"
You know you're a redneck if your daughter gets married
and all the wedding guests sit on the same side of the church.
line is, "Hey Baby, nice tooth!"
You know you're a redneck if your daughter gets married
and all the wedding guests sit on the same side of the church.
Related:
- You know you're a redneck if your car window is a Hefty bag.
You know you're a redneck if Red Man chewing tobacco... - You know you're a Redneck if.
You call your father 'Uncle Dad'... - You know you're a redneck if your sister stands you
up for a date to go out with your Dad... - YOU KNOW YOUR A REDNECK IF....
You still have an 8-track tape player in your car or house.
Your idea of safe sex doesn't include anyone else.... - You know you're a redneck if your wife's hairdo has ever
been ruined by a ceiling fan.
You know you're a redneck if both your dog and your... - She (to passing man): Excuse me, do you have the time?
He: Do you have the energy? What is your favorite... - You Might Be A Redneck If...
** The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your
spouse.
** You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the... - YOU'RE PROBABLY A REDNECK IF ....................
During your wedding,
when you kissed the bride, your john deere hat fell... - You know you're a redneck if your belt buckle is bigger than
your wife's head.
You know you're a redneck if directions to your house...
From the same category:
- It seems that a young man who came from a wealthy family was going off
to college.
Now Dad, who was no slouch, knew that the young rascal... - You know you're a redneck if your sister stands you
up for a date to go out with your Dad... - A famous lawyer died and, unexpectedly, showed up at the Pearly Gates.
St. Peter came out to welcome him, and as the Gates... - You know you're a redneck if your most successful pick-up
line is,
"Hey Baby, nice tooth!" You know you're a redneck... - This guy walks into an opthamologist's office with a violin case.
He waits for his appointment and is shown into the...
