APPLICAZIONNE TO JOINA DE MAFFIA
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Whazza u name _________________________ U-Hage_______________
Whazza u howsa nummer ________________ U-Streeta____________
Whazza-U-Bag? Hitta Man_____ Lona-Arranger_____ Prostitutta?___
Izza U Girl or Boy? (If uzza girl, Oh-Boy!)_____ Justta Checka Wun.
(Wiezza Guy)
Putta Downa Wearra U Worgga Now___________________________________
Wazza U Inna De Bigga Ouse? ____ For Whatzza U Inna De Bigga Ouse?
I Shoota Wun Guize_____ I Keednappa Sumbody's___________
Protekshun Ragget______ Udda Things_____________________
U Wanna B De Bigga Shotz, Dumdaze?? Yasse_____ No_____ Eh:_______
U Likka Eata Garlic? _________ Pizza? _________ Salami?__________
U No Ow 2 Makke De Cement Shooz? _________________________________
U Driva De Car? _______ Gadillac_______ Buick _____ Linken________
U Likka Likka Spagett?____ Galamari_____ Girlze?_____ Boyze?______
(Just peeka one--no foola
rounda cus I slappa U
face)
U Sees De Godfather? (Or justa de movie?)
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Whazza u name _________________________ U-Hage_______________
Whazza u howsa nummer ________________ U-Streeta____________
Whazza-U-Bag? Hitta Man_____ Lona-Arranger_____ Prostitutta?___
Izza U Girl or Boy? (If uzza girl, Oh-Boy!)_____ Justta Checka Wun.
(Wiezza Guy)
Putta Downa Wearra U Worgga Now___________________________________
Wazza U Inna De Bigga Ouse? ____ For Whatzza U Inna De Bigga Ouse?
I Shoota Wun Guize_____ I Keednappa Sumbody's___________
Protekshun Ragget______ Udda Things_____________________
U Wanna B De Bigga Shotz, Dumdaze?? Yasse_____ No_____ Eh:_______
U Likka Eata Garlic? _________ Pizza? _________ Salami?__________
U No Ow 2 Makke De Cement Shooz? _________________________________
U Driva De Car? _______ Gadillac_______ Buick _____ Linken________
U Likka Likka Spagett?____ Galamari_____ Girlze?_____ Boyze?______
(Just peeka one--no foola
rounda cus I slappa U
face)
U Sees De Godfather? (Or justa de movie?)
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