So this guy is in a bar.... and he gets kinda drunk, and says to the
bartender, "Well, I saaaagunna tell a Polish joke...."
The bartender says to the man, "Pssst! Hey buddy, you see that guy
there across the room? He's 6'2, 195 lbs, he's Polish. You see that
guy over next to the darts? He's 6'4, 220 lbs, and he's Polish.
You see that guy over there? He's 6'3, 325 lbs, and HE's Polish!!"
The man hiccups, looks thoughtful for a moment, then replies, "I only
wanted to tell the joke once, ya know..."
bartender, "Well, I saaaagunna tell a Polish joke...."
The bartender says to the man, "Pssst! Hey buddy, you see that guy
there across the room? He's 6'2, 195 lbs, he's Polish. You see that
guy over next to the darts? He's 6'4, 220 lbs, and he's Polish.
You see that guy over there? He's 6'3, 325 lbs, and HE's Polish!!"
The man hiccups, looks thoughtful for a moment, then replies, "I only
wanted to tell the joke once, ya know..."
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