You know you're a redneck if your wife's hairdo has ever
been ruined by a ceiling fan.
You know you're a redneck if both your dog and your wallet
are on a chain.
You know you're a redneck if your house doesn't have curtains
but your pickup does.
been ruined by a ceiling fan.
You know you're a redneck if both your dog and your wallet
are on a chain.
You know you're a redneck if your house doesn't have curtains
but your pickup does.
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Your Truck has curtains,
but your house doesn't. Your porch collapses, and... - You know you're a redneck if ...
... The primary color of your car is bondo.
In your wedding picture you have a toothpick in your... - You know you're a redneck if your car window is a Hefty bag.
You know you're a redneck if Red Man chewing tobacco... - You know you're a Redneck if.
You call your father 'Uncle Dad'... - You know you're a redneck if your belt buckle is bigger than
your wife's head.
You know you're a redneck if directions to your house... - You Might Be A Redneck If...
** The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your
spouse.
** You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the... - YOU KNOW YOUR A REDNECK IF....
You still have an 8-track tape player in your car or house.
Your idea of safe sex doesn't include anyone else.... - You know you're a redneck if your sister stands you
up for a date to go out with your Dad... - You know you're a redneck when......
Your grandmother says,
"Come here and look at this before I flush it...
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been ruined by a ceiling fan.
You know you're a redneck if both your dog and your... - T H E T E N C O M M A N D M E N T S O F D I
E T I N G Thou shalt not throw body... - Q. How many Conservatives does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Thirty: one to do it, and 29 to stuff it down everyone's... - You know you're a redneck when people see your porch
and think you're having a yard sale... - DEAR (Your Choice)
I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this
year,
and if you are, I will have some special treats for...
