You know you're a redneck if your sister stands you up for a
date to go out with your Dad!
date to go out with your Dad!
Related:
- You know you're a Redneck if.
You call your father 'Uncle Dad'... - You know you're a redneck if your car window is a Hefty bag.
You know you're a redneck if Red Man chewing tobacco... - You Might Be A Redneck If...
** The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your
spouse.
** You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the... - YOU KNOW YOUR A REDNECK IF....
You still have an 8-track tape player in your car or house.
Your idea of safe sex doesn't include anyone else.... - You know you're a redneck if your wife's hairdo has ever
been ruined by a ceiling fan.
You know you're a redneck if both your dog and your... - You know you're a redneck if your most successful pick-up
line is,
"Hey Baby, nice tooth!" You know you're a redneck... - One day a boy walked up to his dad and asked, "Dad whats the difference
between hypothetically and reality?" His father said,
"Well son I'll show you. Go over to your mother and... - You know you're a redneck if your belt buckle is bigger than
your wife's head.
You know you're a redneck if directions to your house... - REDNECK ETIQUETTE
- Redneck Driving Etiquette -
Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles,
even if the gun is loaded and the deer is in sight...
From the same category:
- CHURCH BLOOPERS:
Wednesday at 7:30 there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers
Club.
All wishing to become Little Mothers, please meet with... - MONTHLY EVALUATION
------------------
Name: _______
Knowledge:
__ The son of a bitch really knows his sh*t ... - A sensational new shortstop was being interviewed by the press.
The trouble was, the guy spoke so quietly no one could... - A woman went to the pet shop and looked at a parrot.
She asked the shop owner, "Is he smart?" "Is he... - An old lady, who lived on the third floor of a boardinghouse
fell and broke her leg.
As the doctor put a cast on it, he warned her not...
