You know you're a redneck when people see your porch and
think you're having a yard sale.
think you're having a yard sale.
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YOU'RE PROBABLY A REDNECK IF .
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G: Suitable for everyone. Even the family's... - Subject: Real Programmers
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Real Programmers don't eat quiche.
In Fact, real programmers can't even spell quiche....
