Category: Description:
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G: Suitable for everyone. Even the family's pet lizard.
PG-17: For anyone with initials "PG" over 17 years of age.
ASCII: Suitable for any text editor.
GASCII: For any text editor that has a problem with burritos.
(Recommended shareware utility: PKUNFART.EXE)
MACINTOSH: For imitation computer users.
DOS: For real computer users.
WINDOWS: For those of us who are into masochism.
BUBBA: For anyone who's so southern, he's related to himself.
X: For Adults Only.
Z: For Absolutely No One.
BREW: For rednecks who can't read sober.
DOORS: For those who can't use Windows.
BACKDOORS: For another way in.
DYSLEXIC: .sdrawkcab era ohw esoth roF
SLEPL: For those who can't spell.
READ2ME: For those who can't read.
GIMME: For Madonna.
HUH?: For blondes.
HILLARY: For the President.
PEROT: Short jokes.
DAHMER: Bits & pieces.
BIGUNS: Dolly Parton jokes.
BRAILLE: .. :.: ': :. .:. ':: .:: .
GERALDO: The REALLY SICK stuff.
DUH?: For those who don't get these jokes.
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G: Suitable for everyone. Even the family's pet lizard.
PG-17: For anyone with initials "PG" over 17 years of age.
ASCII: Suitable for any text editor.
GASCII: For any text editor that has a problem with burritos.
(Recommended shareware utility: PKUNFART.EXE)
MACINTOSH: For imitation computer users.
DOS: For real computer users.
WINDOWS: For those of us who are into masochism.
BUBBA: For anyone who's so southern, he's related to himself.
X: For Adults Only.
Z: For Absolutely No One.
BREW: For rednecks who can't read sober.
DOORS: For those who can't use Windows.
BACKDOORS: For another way in.
DYSLEXIC: .sdrawkcab era ohw esoth roF
SLEPL: For those who can't spell.
READ2ME: For those who can't read.
GIMME: For Madonna.
HUH?: For blondes.
HILLARY: For the President.
PEROT: Short jokes.
DAHMER: Bits & pieces.
BIGUNS: Dolly Parton jokes.
BRAILLE: .. :.: ': :. .:. ':: .:: .
GERALDO: The REALLY SICK stuff.
DUH?: For those who don't get these jokes.
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