Fortran programmers are down in the dumps.
Related:
- Cobol programmers are down in the
dumps... - FORTRAN programmers do it
with SOAP... - FORTRAN programmers just
DO it... - FORTRAN programmers do it with double
precision... - Real Programmers don't read the "Wall Street Journal";
they read dumps... - Real programmers don't write in FORTRAN. FORTRAN is for pipe stress
freaks and crystallography weenies.
FORTRAN is for wimp engineers who wear white socks... - Real Programmers don't write in FORTRAN.
FORTRAN is for pipe stress freaks and crystallography...
From the same category:
- In seeking the unattainable,
simplicity only gets in the way... - Our houseplants have a good sense of
humous... - For those of you who think life is a joke,
just think of the punchline... - You can fool some of the people all of the time,
and all of the people some of the time,
but you can make a fool of yourself anytime... - Smile!
Things can only get worse...
