Bart: So, Mr. Itchy, you think you're God's gift to women, do you?
Lisa: Don't do it, Bart.
[Bart pulls a stink bomb from his "Li'l Bastard Traveling Kit"
and slingshots it straight into Itchy's mouth]
Itchy: [choking] I just wanted to entertain!
Bart: [laughs] Can you believe I keep getting away with this...officer?
[a uniformed man puts a hand on his shoulder]
-- They'll be asking _you_ the questions soon,
"Itchy and Scratchy Land"
Lisa: Don't do it, Bart.
[Bart pulls a stink bomb from his "Li'l Bastard Traveling Kit"
and slingshots it straight into Itchy's mouth]
Itchy: [choking] I just wanted to entertain!
Bart: [laughs] Can you believe I keep getting away with this...officer?
[a uniformed man puts a hand on his shoulder]
-- They'll be asking _you_ the questions soon,
"Itchy and Scratchy Land"
Related:
- Narrator: Roger Meyers' next full-length feature was the wildly
successful "Pin-Itchy-o".
Scratchy: [Italian accent] Now you be good Pin-Itchy... - Bart: A chopper! We're saved!
Man: [in Itchy costume] Hey!
You're the guys that didn't like our capering... - Bart: Hey Dad, can you move your head?
Homer: No, I can't.
It's broken... -- Is it in a cast? "Itchy and Scratchy... - Marge: Aren't you going to watch the rest of your cute cartoons?
Bart: Naah. Come on, Li. Lisa: Maybe there's something... - Lisa: Dad, remember how you said going to Itchy and Scratchy Land
would be too damned expensive?
Homer: Oh, everything's too damned expensive these... - Itchy: Hi, Poochie. You look like you've got something to say.
Do you? Poochie: Yes, I certainly do! ... - He's the boy you love to hate!
-- Homer on Bart,
"Itchy and Scratchy: The... - Myers: I hope you're happy, kid; the studio's bankrupt.
You just killed Itchy & Scratchy. [closes the... - Bart: Oh wow, cool!
Lisa: Aw, cool! That is neato.
Marge: Such a violent motif. Bart: Yeah, but it's...
From the same category:
- Homer: A machine?! Earl's a machine?!
[sarcastic] Oh,
that's just perfect! Homer's desperate search ... - Jasper: Thank God it's Wednesday. [eats pills]
Mrs.
Glick: It's Friday. [eats pills] Japser: Uh-oh... - Homer: Marge, I'm going to build you a spice rack.
Marge:
Oh, you don't have to go to all that trouble just for... - Nerd 1: Come on, Mr. Simpson, you'll never pass this course if you don't
know the periodic table.
Homer: Ehh, I'll write it on my hand. Nerd 1: Ho! ... - Marge: That pizza delivery truck has been parked across the street for
two weeks.
[looking at a pizza delivery truck conspicuously ...
