Otto: {Hey, Mrs. Simpson! You should try one of these "Smart Drinks." [laughs and drinks it] Ooh,

Otto: {Hey, Mrs. Simpson! You should try one of these "Smart Drinks."
[laughs and drinks it]
Ooh, wow...I've wasted my life!}
-- Otto, realization dawning, "Marge on the Lam"

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