Bart: Oh, I'm never _ever_ going to see anything interesting with this
stupid piece of junk. [disassembles telescope, puts it away]
[a woman screams]
That came from Flanders' house!
[starts reassembling the telescope, then gives up]
[woman screams again]
[Bart hastily assembles the telescope, spies Flanders looking
at the floor]
Ned: Oh my God, what have I done? I've killed her! [pulls blind]
Bart: This can't be what it looks like: this is Flanders we're talking
about! Nah, I'll just watch some TV. [turns it on]
Krusty: And now, what you've been waitin' for, another long raga by Ravi
Shanker.
Ravi: Shankar.
Krusty: Shankar. Groovy, man.
-- "Bart of Darkness"
stupid piece of junk. [disassembles telescope, puts it away]
[a woman screams]
That came from Flanders' house!
[starts reassembling the telescope, then gives up]
[woman screams again]
[Bart hastily assembles the telescope, spies Flanders looking
at the floor]
Ned: Oh my God, what have I done? I've killed her! [pulls blind]
Bart: This can't be what it looks like: this is Flanders we're talking
about! Nah, I'll just watch some TV. [turns it on]
Krusty: And now, what you've been waitin' for, another long raga by Ravi
Shanker.
Ravi: Shankar.
Krusty: Shankar. Groovy, man.
-- "Bart of Darkness"
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